Pepper is Bigger Than a Watermelon

Look at this teeny watermelon! Pepper is normally not bigger than a watermelon, but this time, he IS! How strange!

Pepper is Smaller Than His Owner

As one can plainly see, Pepper is smaller than his owner, Marty. Marty is a big strong man, you see, so Pepper knows not to mess with him; this makes Marty dominant over the doge. 

Pepper is substantially smaller than Balloonicorn

For my birthday, I requested the Balloonicorn inflatable toy, in order to more successfully pretend that I'm actually living in Team Fortress 2.  Mama came through, but I hadn't realised quite how BIG the thing was going to be.  Bigger than Pepper, certainly, and a much angrier drunk.